



11:57pmJanuary 12, 2025*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy
did you write the book of love and do you have faith in God above? If the Bible tells you soooo and did you see him hitting on the queen though he’s just - FUCK
apparently. me and don mclean share this issue


11:53pmJanuary 12, 2025every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur “very beautiful, very powerful” at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.


11:50pmJanuary 12, 2025*thru tears* what if… i was a little stuffed animal. and you lvoed me so much? and hugged me to sleep and i was your favourite and andnyou always missed me when you couldn’t cuddle me and whenever you woke uppl and saw me fallen by the side of the bed you’d go “oh no!!” and you’d pick me up and give me a big squeeze for being so brave down the side of the bed


11:46pmJanuary 12, 2025being an artist and revisiting media you liked when you were 11 is like. oh ok. this shaped my sense of humor and the way I write characters and the way I pace narratives and the tropes I’m drawn to. and I vastly underestimated how much of an impact it had on me because I literally have not thought about it for 15 years. but it was there inside me the whole time. ok. ok cool! c ool


11:44pmJanuary 12, 2025Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.
Suitors:
In her defence, I also have textile projects that I started 20 years ago that I still haven’t finished.


11:43pmJanuary 12, 2025coldcanyon-deactivated20250109:
I literally love being a mammal sooooo much like im soft and warm and get to love other soft warm and nice smelling creature. In the winter I like to get wrapped up so as to stay warm and dry. Its just my #MammalWay. I eat fruits which are sweet as well and I can use germs to make breads cheese and wine. I cant wait to retire to my burrow tonight. And when you touch gently my mammal body it feels good…..omggggg


5:24pmJanuary 12, 20251920 Sheet music “I’m a Jazz Vampire”. I think this is about the best song title I’ve ever heard! From The Jazz Age, FB.
The lyrics to this song are a lot of fun. The original 1920 Marion Harris recording is over on YT, but the poor recording quality makes it hard to really appreciate so check out Tamar Korn having a great time in 2024.
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